Wow.

( instant message conversation)
M: i'll always have an objection
M: i'm that guy
M: i just dont want you to get married, get bored, cheat, then get a nasty divorce
M: i just see that in your future... and that would blow
sarahbethUNT: you have so much faith in me :-)
M: LOL
sarahbethUNT: wow thanks!
M: you're a big girl and i know you can make good decisions for yourself
sarahbethUNT: well i need dinner
sarahbethUNT: friend of little faith :-)
sarahbethUNT: i hope i don't cheat on the way to the kitchen!
M: ah jeez here we go
sarahbethUNT: nothin but love
M: i was just speaking my mind in a very harsh way.. thats what friends do
sarahbethUNT: of course!
M: no sugar coatin here!
sarahbethUNT: ok well
sarahbethUNT: youre too fucking skinny.
sarahbethUNT: im sorry, that was mean
sarahbethUNT: see, i cant do it!
M: :-)
M: there ya go
sarahbethUNT: youre one of my best friends, and i really do love you in that friendly sort of friend love
M: same here dear
sarahbethUNT: okay.
M: you truly are one of my friends for life
M: go eat some supper ;)