Matt can be funny sometimes.

On the fourth phone call of the day:
Matt: I didn't go to work today.
Me: Oh? What did you do instead?
Matt: I watched youtube for about 3 hours. I watched every video about orca whales. Then I watched orcas kill sharks and orcas kill other orcas. Then I watched sharks kill orcas and sharks kill dolphins and dolphins protect people from being killed by sharks.
Me: ......
Matt: Then I watched 'heroes'.