Alert the media! The whole "getting married" fad is over from people I know...and has moved onto the "baby" fad. Seriously. I have learned in the past 3 days of 5 people from my highschool/college class who were having a baby in the next few months. Most...I'm thinking, must have to be immaculate conceptions....how the hell did they have sex much less be allowed to reproduce. Not that I have anything against babies, but when it's in such rapid succession like this...it feels like a fad.

I will yell at the next friend to tell me she's pregnant. Sorry.