Technology has failed me on a global scale, as in no internet and my phone like, blew up. I think I have a supersonic electronic energy that causes all electronic devices to short out once I touch them. Anyway, I'm using an old cell phone right now, and have no ones number. I still have the same number so that works. Just don't text me, because for some reason I'm not getting those.

I so do not want to go to work tomorrow.